2011 LINGUIST List Fund Drive

       

If you can phonate, then you ought to donate; the situation isn't funny.
If you can phonate, then you ought to donate; At Linguist List, we need your money

If you will donate, before you we'll pronate and then, we can thus state "the outlook's sunny,"
If you can donate, the entries we'll collate, give dollars, dollar dollar dollar dollar

We'll accept credit, a check or a debit, the currency just doesn't matter;
We'll accept credit, a check or a debit. Without your help, our staff must scatter.

We'll accept credit, a check, or a debit; without funds to edit, we'll all be sadder
We'll accept credit, a check or a debit, in dollars, dollar dollar dollar dollar

Yen, Won, or Euro, there's one thing we're sure o', though this may sound a bit perverted,
Yen, Won, or Euro, there's one thing we're sure o' your currency can be converted

Yen, Won, or Euro, there's one thing we're sure o' our motives are pure, oh you'll be diverted,
Yen, Won, or Euro, there's one thing we're sure o' please dollars, dollar dollar dollar


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