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All, Thought you might enjoy the entries from the latest AWAD contest. Should you come up with some new collective nouns let me know <maguraMail to author|Respond to list|Read more issues|LINGUIST home page|Top of issueares.fils.us.edu.pl> and I shall pass them down to the list. You might also like to contact AWAD directly at <anu
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wordsmith.org>. tafn mike ============================================================================ = AWADmail Issue 13 June 16, 1999 A Compendium of Feedback on the Words in AWAD and Other Interesting Tidbits about Words and Languages Last week's theme featured a series of collective nouns and invited readers to contribute their own coinages. What an outpouring of clever word brewing it produced! It was a treat to read the creative expressions; however, winnowing a few from over a thousand to include here was not. While these inventions were no doubt concocted in a playful spirit, one can't fail to notice a reflection of life itself in the fanciful idioms of day-to-day experience. From "a succor of grandmas" (Daniel Cummings dan
polysense.com) to "a patience of tech support callers" (A.J. Coco, ajcoco
marshal.co.orange.ca.us), and "a whatever of teenagers" (Amy Guskin aguskin
eamdc.com) to "a digression on web-searchers" (J.J. Hill library
alznsw.asn.au), we witness our fears, follies, annoyances and attitudes. The collective nouns ranged from those used to describe people from the world's oldest profession, "an anthology of pros," to the newest one, "a spider of webmasters," both suggested by a large number of readers. Almost every other calling in between was included. It seems the law profession is everyone's favorite choice for flagellation. Here are some of the choicest: a codicil of lawyers Ann Azevedo (donnann
tiac.net) an objection of lawyers Hamish MacEwan (amish
macewan.gen.nz) a tragedy of lawyers Bob Nisonger (bnisonger
backweb.com) a brief of lawyers Dan (dcovino
manu.com), Amy Guskin (aguskin
eamdc.com) a slime of lawyers Helene Wenger (helene
bkwk.com) a greed of lawyers Erickson (kepraha
mbox.vol.cz) a remora of lawyers John Virkkala (jvirkk
aol.com) a cheat of lawyers J. Watts (jwatts
rosemail.rose.hp.com) a mercenary of lawyers Marlene Caroselli (mccpd
aol.com) As may be imagined, many took shots at other occupations stereotypically contemptuous, such as tax-collectors and government officials. Enough bashing already. Let's see some other selections: a circle of geometricians John Prowse (jprowse
integratec.com.au) a balm of grandmothers Sandy Troth (sjtroth
mindspring.com) a cylinder of CDs Ronald DelPorto (ronald_delporto
steris.com) a wildcard of hackers Tom Guest (tom
division.co.uk) a hindrance of tech-support people Deborah C.K. Wenger dwenger
amlaw.com a blizzard of AOL disks Elyse Chapman (elyse
compuserve.com) a host of nameservers J-Mag Guthrie (j-mag
brokersys.com) a monica of sins Peter Olsen (pcolsen
draper.com) a row of knitters B. Martin (bdmartin
mail.cvn.net) a silicone of Baywatch reruns Duck (duck
hellskitchen.com) a clutch of mechanics Lucy Dickinson (lrd
worldway.com) a phile of lovers Shirley Woods (shirleywoods
compuserve.com) a stoppit of parents Dirk Vanderbeke (vanderbeke
t-online.de) a conspiracy of traffic lights Thomas Maslen (maslen
pobox.com) a purchase of senators Maurizio C. Bettini-Saitta (mcbs
usa.com) a dump of spammers Catherine Carol Edge (ccedge
indiana.edu) a crop of plant scientists Patsy Evans (pevans
canr1.cag.uconn.edu) a collage of Post-it notes mbhumphry
caltex.co.za a drove of taxi cabs Jody Drake (jody
mutrux.com) a wad of gum-chewers Linda Bosserman(linda.bosserman
cos.srs.com) a dictionary of linguaphiles Glenn Glazer (gglazer
ucla.edu) a catch of jugglers Ann (annc
idir.net) a byte of programmers Dave Horsfall (dave
fgh.geac.com.au) an array of programmers Amod (prk
vsnl.com) a clique of computer mice Crystal Cutler (batbrat
saws.softcom.net) a portfolio of stock brokers Durgesh Rao (durgesh
saathi.ncst.ernet.in) a stack of newspapermen Gary Belkin (dnrme
webtv.net) an obfuscation of politicians Ed Paynter (efp
pop.inetdirect.net) a plurality of group nouns Subash Chandra K.V. (subbu
amiindia.co.in) a matrix of mathematicians Shawn Griffith (shawn-griffith
raytheon.com) a suite of chocolates Robert Tolmach (rtolmach
micro-net.com) a passion of poets Khatru (mckennml
wellsfargo.com) an imelda of shoes Rita M. Markey (rita.m.markey
db.com) a sneer of Mac users DBgammon (dbgammon
nbnet.nb.ca) a segregation of racists Hofmeyr (wrlhof
iafrica.com.na) an intimidation of gargoyles Harry M. Kachline (apu4039
corecom.net) a sum of accountants Austen Naughten (anaughten
oxfam.org.uk) a counting of accountants Dean Kielpinski (trystero
senet.com.au) a number of accountants Dan Olinger (dolinger
bju.edu) a mass of priests Jim Zehr (jzehr
sauder.com) a class of computer programmers Jim Watters (jwatters
cadvision.com) [a class of OOP programmers, to be more precise. -Anu] an obfuscation of user manuals A. R. White (nomdenet
isi.edu) an enterprise of trekkies David Allen (david
rsgsystems.com) a beam of trekkies Cynthia J Hernandez (yo109cita
juno.com) a grab-bag of purse-snatchers Susan Williams (susianwil
aol.com) a 404 of former websites Larry Sherman (larry
slac.stanford.edu) a of nihilists James S. Hawtree (raph
fnal.gov) a muddle of deans Michael Grant (michael.grant
colorado.edu) an interference of mother-in-laws John Weston (john.weston
talk21.com) a blather of chat-room participants Jeff Marx (jeffmarx
aol.com) a confusion of multi-disk CD players Robert Tolmach (rtolmach
micro-net.com) a brace of orthopedists/orthodontists (suggested by a lot of people) The most popular collective term was a giggle of girls. Some other collective nouns that employ spoonerism, pun, blend, and other linguistic devices: a wunch of bankers a somephony of music critics Dinesh Katiyar (katiyar
cs.stanford.edu) an ear of colonels John Imhof (n2vw
skyhigh.com), Projeto Alcance (alcance
iconet.com.br) a duke of URLs Ric Bailey (bailey
grid.com) a herd of hearing aids Robert Tolmach (rtolmach
micro-net.com) a dissemblage of politicians Mike Trebing (Mike.Trebing
phil.frb.org) a silence of lambs Fredrock (fkepler
eyescape.com) Ann Elise Smoot (ann.elise
dial.pipex.com) asked, "I've really enjoyed the words this week, being an animal lover. I read recently that a group of larks is called an exaltation. Is this true? It doesn't confirm this in my dictionary. If it is true, what a wonderful fact!" Yes, Ann, it is "an exaltation of larks." In fact this is the title of a book by James Lipton. This delightful book is a treasury of collective nouns from whimsical (a split of schizoids) to inspiring (a blur of Impressionists). Find it in your local library or a friendly neighborhood bookstore. If you need more, try "A Crash of Rhinoceroses" by Rex Collings. Francis S.M. Barnett (fbarnett
kamloopslawyers.com) sent this correction, "If you announce that you are in a sounder of swines, the grammarian ranger will not mourn your passing. Swine is the singular and plural for this usage (although for colloquial usage as a term of contempt, the plural with an "s" is acceptable)." Thank you! We close with a couple of stories. From L. Rivlin (l.rivlin
btinternet.com): "A few years ago, John Major invited some ex-prime ministers for a get-together at 10, Downing Street. I think it was Harold MacMillan, Harold Wilson, James Callaghan and Margaret Thatcher (I'm only absolutely sure about MacMillan and Thatcher). While they were there, Thatcher speculated about the proper word denoting a group of prime ministers. MacMillan suggested that the correct term would be: a Lack of Principles." David Steelman (steelman
ficnet.net) wrote, "I recall the story about a man and wife sitting in a bar. Another man came in and sat down next to the woman. As he sipped his drink, he ogled her until her husband, incensed, demanded that the man stop looking at his wife and wipe those filthy thoughts out of his mind. The man said, `I wasn't ogling your wife; I wasn't thinking any filthy thoughts; I just came in here for a piece of beer.' Since this `measure` word is normally associated with another noun and not with beer, it gives the lie to the man's words." A word of thanks to everyone who took the challenge and contributed. Your lexic ally, Anu ........................................................................... A word is dead / When it is said, / Some say. / I say it just / Begins to live / That day. -Emily Dickinson (1830-1886) Send your comments about words to anu
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wordsmith.org with the Subject line as "awadmail nn" where nn is the issue number, e.g., "awadmail 13". ============================================================================ tafn mike _______________________________________________________________ Michal Lisecki, Ph.D candidate <magura
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