When we told you we hoped to reach $44,000 by Monday at 3:00, we thought we were shooting for the moon. Weekends are often a time for rest, and it's hard to maintain the same energy we have during the week. But here we are with $45,805! Apparently we reached the stars on this goal.
So we want to maintain our end of the deal and introduce the star for this week's saga story... Speculative Grammarian! (http://specgram.com/)
For those of you who have tragically never encountered the hilarious wit of SpecGram, they are regarded as "the premier scholarly journal featuring research in the neglected field of satirical linguistics." We know this to be true. Because it says so on their website. Whether or not you've followed SpecGram's work in the past, you're in for a special treat this Friday.
We want this to be a fun, exciting week for everyone. So for this week we have prizes, we have guest authors, we have new limericks, AND we have a new lofty goal. Can we reach $55,000 by Thursday at 3:00?
To follow the cheesy idiom theme for this letter (hey, space is cool)... hitting such a major milestone so soon would be stellar.
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