Editor for this issue: <>
In response to Jon Aske's posting, I'd like to share some
emoticons from a Wall Street Journal article and accompanying
sidebar by Michael W. Miller. Unfortunately, the person who
passed this along to me didn't copy down the issue date.
>From the article entitled "A story of the type that turns heads
in computer circles". Miller says these emoticons were gleaned
from a "smiley dictionary" circulating on computer bulletin
boards, and from "Dvorak's Guide to PC Telecommunications."
:-D I'm laughing
B-) I'm cool
:-, I'm drunk
:-'| I have a cold
{(:-) I have a toupee
}(:-( I have a toupee and it's windy.
7:^] I resemble Ronald Reagan
:-8 I'm talking out of both sides of my mouth
=|:-)= I'm Uncle Sam
>From the sidebar entitled "Sidelong remarks that may interest
propellerheads 8(:-)". These emoticons are attributed to a col-
lection belonging to David Sanderson of Madison, Wis.
8(:-) propellerhead (see sidebar title)
:-)-O smiling doctor with stethoscope
:'( I'm crying
:-= my lips are sealed
:-& I'm tongue-tied
%-) I'm cross-eyed
':-) I accidentally shaved off one eyebrow
(-) I need a haircut
(:)-) I'm scuba-diving
*<|:-) I'm Santa Claus
+-(:-) I'm the Pope
:-))) I'm overweight
=:-) I'm a punk rocker
:-J I'm being tongue-in-cheek
5:-) I'm Elvis
L:-) I just graduated
[:-) I'm wearing a Walkman
d:-) I'm a baseball player
O-) I'm Cyclops
:8) I'm a pig
3:-o I'm a cow
:=8) I'm a baboon
(,'%/ I slept too long on one side
:-)>- I just washed my goatee
:-Q I'm smoking
:-? I'm smoking a pipe
:-' I'm chewing tobacco
:-E I have dental problems
:-o I'm bored (yawn)
:-{} I have heavy lipstick
C|:-= I'm Charlie Chaplin
|:[' I'm Groucho Marx
<<<<(:-) I'm a hat salesman
:%)% I have acne
(=>:*')) I'm a drunk demonic chef with a cold and a double chin
Deborah Milam Berkley
Northwestern
d-m-berkley
nwu.edu
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